Come, let me know whether thou art acreature of good or not.' And he replied: 'I am a man.

Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.

One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

I didn't know I had this many fans in Puerto Rico. I'm going to carry this memory to my grave.

Men are just jealous because they can't wear makeup.

I didn't think before that I'd done enough to justify publishing an autobiography but after 40 years in show business I'm now ready to tell my story.

Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself.

[Putin] is a bully. And bullies only understand when we punch them in the nose, but we need to do that economically.

Truths kindle light for truths.

Those who cannot begin do not finish.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.