College isn't half as much fun as they told us it was going to be.""It's not one-hundredth as much fun.

And I got out of there without punching anyone, kicking anyone, or breaking down in tears. Some days the small victories are all you achieve.

I had an absurd desire to go down to her and make sure she was all right, and stay with her until dawn. I also had a fierce wish to bludgeon the two frat boys to death with a shovel.

I've given her signs! I've given her plenty of signs. What does she want me to do? Slap him across the face with my glove, and challenge him to pistols at dawn?

..."There’s really no way I can explain it to her without *still* sounding like scum, " I complained to Sinter."The 'sympathy shack-up' doesn’t score many points, " he agreed.*

You're lucky I'm drawn to things that are sick and weird. Makes it so I can actually still like you.

Everyone has to have hope in their life, or they will eventually become your enemy.

Let me be clear. I applaud self love. I appreciate self value. But if you're not capable of loving another person just as much... you will never experience true love.

Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin, more even than death.

In a great many stories that deal with time travel, there's usually somebody who knows how time travel works. They lay out the rules.

Whether it is a big ship or small ship, the same size hole placed correctly in the hull can sink it.

There is deception. People who think they are enlightened and it's just ego.

It's discouraging how hard it is for a President to slice away large chunks of a $305 billion budget.

You have to bring your mind to the Word of God and not try to bring the Word of God to your mind.

Tracking account planning is rather like counting a mixed batch of tropical fish. You think you see patterns, but they've all changed by the time you've finished counting.

Jealousy ... survives every other passion of mankind.