Clutter is what happens to things when they become useless but friendly.

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.

It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

The solution to encourage creativity is to maximize use of employees’ brainpower.

Just remember, when someone has an accent, it means that he knows one more language than you do.

Highly evolved people have their own conscience as pure law.

Love is many things, none of them logical.

It’s you, ” he whispers. There is wonder in his voice. “Is it?” I whisper back, my voice trembling with all the emotions I’ve kept hidden for so long

Try being my size and going into a public restroom.

Ask any athlete: We all hurt at times. I'm asking my body to go through seven different tasks. To ask it not to ache would be too much.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

When you have a gutless Congress a lawless president can do pretty much what he chooses.

MY rule is never to be rude to anyone unless you mean it.