Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention. It is the most important product of his creative brain.

The Spirit, and your soul are not the same things. The Spirit is God - the source. Your soul is God's imagination.

Damning, with bell, book and candle / Some sinner whose opinions are a scandal. / A rite permitting Satan to enslave him / Forever, and forbidding Christ to save him.

It's such a pleasure to work in these movies, it's almost like it's not really happening.

There are no manners left in America at all, because all you're doing is kicking the person next to you so that you can consume more, see more, and get more.

Oh what can ail thee, knight-at-arms, Alone and palely loitering?

And if there was one title that could be applied to all my films, it would be 'Civil War' - not civil war in the way we know it, but the daily war that goes on between us all.

Forgiveness liberates the soul, it removes fear.

I'm like a shooting star! I've come so far! I can't go back to where I used to be!

When we pay attention, whatever we are doing...is transformed and becomes part of our spiritual path.