Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

You can not serve two masters..but you can make both fight for you.

And Beauty is a form of Genius - is higher, indeed, than Genius, as it needs no explanation.

I never wanted to be the most famous, the most beautiful, the most extravagant.

I love gardening, and I love cooking. I love things like that. I love creating things.

The kind of actors I admire move through different characters and genres.

The American work environment has to change, not the women. We should be recognizing that what women are not fitting into is a very narrow, male-dominated workplace of the 1950s.

The suit does not represent the businessman anymore. Nor does the loud shirt represent the rock star. The same man can now wear both.

I never wanted to be the person that waited for a stranger to come to town - I wanted to be the stranger!

Thanks, Mom for always being there For showing me such love and care. Thanks for all you've done and do How I turned out is down to you I love you Have a lovely birthday