Children are all criminally insane, and must be destroyed!

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy realizing that this person is a lunatic.

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

A calm water is like a still soul.

Jaime gave her [Brienne] a hard smile. "See, wench? We know each other too well.

Skill is fine and genius is splendid but the right contacts are more valuable than either.

War is the science of destruction.

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.

Every time I look into the mirror, I want to see a man whose mother, sister, wife and daughter are proud to call their own.

You just have to fight your way through.

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!

Cheer up beautiful people... this is where you get to make it right.

I can be extremely vulnerable. People are tough on me because they think I can handle it.