I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation.

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy realizing that this person is a lunatic.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

This is heaven. You can stop praying now.

Life is always good, if those who are living a round you are happy with what's going on.

My sight, hearing and strength are superior and I can fly. What more do you want?

I don't want to fall in love with you, ' she said, pushing away. 'why not?''because you'll just end up using it against me.

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.

In the balance of my professional life, I've had the privilege of the working as a practicing lawyer and teacher.

Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.

Someone like Mozart moves from Salzburg to Vienna, where all of the sudden he finds this musical city that is not only asking for music, it's demanding music of him.

A handball is when your hand touches the ball.

That which is denied gains power, and seeks strange and unexpected forms of manifestation.

I think that women should be decorative.