Charming. We're going to be murdered in our beds.

There are no more gates, only hinges clinging to the walls like broken spiders.

God save me ere I have any babies. They are grabby, clingy creatures who steal your figure and always want a ribbon or a wooden sword. And who sometimes make you die bearing them.

Christ didn't join in. He saw which direction the rocks were being thrown, and became a shield.

It's a beautiful thing, diving into the cool crisp water and then just sort of being able to pull your body through the water and the water opening up for you.

We had the IRA ceasefire in August 1994 and a lot of people assumed that a deal had been done - which wasn't right.

Human life [is] ... a process of filling in time until the arrival of death, or Santa Claus, with very little choice, if any, of what kind of business one is going to transact during the long wait.

Airports should all belong to the same country. The country of Crappacia. Or Bleakovania. Or Suckitan.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

I can do one or the other. Lovemaking or thinking. But not both at the same time.

If we only had some God in the country's laws, instead of being in such a sweat to get him into the Constitution, it would be better all around.

If we're unified, there's nothing we cannot do.

If you are really effective at what you do, 95% of the things said about you will be negative.