Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

You do not lead by hitting people over the head -- that's assault, not leadership.

There's nothing more difficult than saying goodbye to a house where you've suffered.

Setting the right priorities or having superior time management skill means knowing the difference between “must have, ” and “nice to have.

Each period had required me to be a slightly different person, and that was exhausting. I wondered if school had always felt this way and whether it was like this for everone.

They had long ago found out that one could not be an owner unless one were cold.

He who lives in our mind is near though he may actually be far away but he who is not in our heart is far though he may really be nearby.

Man simply cannot live as the time-animal and the art-animal that he is, without history.

Sometimes we don't move forward because the people who love us the most unconsciously sabotage our efforts.

Encouragement is oxygen for the soul

Violence can behave like a disease. That insight gives a different frame of reference that is designed to take the judgment out of it, to take the good-versus-bad-people view out of it.