Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!

Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person

They are my baby Keelans!

I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear

Eyes are the mirror of your mind. Whatever you see, you see in your reflection.

Am sorry to note that abuse and condemnation of a common acquaintance often constitutes very strong bond of union between otherwise uncongenial spirits.

After mutual respect and understanding are achieved, it is possible to establish real, sincere relationships, which is the foundation of a solid long-term collaboration.

If a messiah exhorts you to kill people of another belief system, get this idiot non-prophet out of your stupid system.

I am aware that true miracles, things unexplained by human reason, can only occur when Jesus does them.

Giving back, doing motivational speeches and stuff like that, that's always made me feel good. If you repeatedly go out there, and you are the change that you want to see, then that's what you are.

Fashion is everywhere. Everywhere! Flowers are fashion to me, the sky is fashion, my garden is fashion. My darling, the Sistine Chapel is fashion.

I only unwind at facials and massages.

It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.

Right,” I said. “So the baboon, the crocodile…any other pets I should know about?” Amos thought for a moment. “Visible ones? No, I think that’s it.