Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

Poor people have been voting for big government liberalism for 50 years... and they are still poor.

We were letting go of October, relinquishing color, readying ourselves for streets lacquered with ice, the town closed like a walnut, locked inside the cold.

There never will be complete equality until women themselves help to make laws and elect lawmakers.

I've been surprised to learn how many people love poetry. It's beautiful to see that people want poetry in their lives.

I should figure out why I'm so much more interested in doing something that I think is really hard. But, somehow, the thing that is hard for me feels more noble.

I must write it all out, at any cost. Writing is thinking. It is more than living, for it is being conscious of living.

I'm a mom first, a singer second.

It is a condition which confronts us-not a theory.

I don't want to constantly be writing about terrorism and strife.

One of many ways to be useful is to inspire people to forget some rules imposed by society. IMPORTANT rules are dictated by our hearts.