C-C-Can you get bones in your buh-buh-brain?' Bill asked. This was turning into the most interesting conversation he'd had in weeks.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

The water was glassy and calm, still candy-colored in the afterglow of sunset.

A life without love is like a tree without fruit.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.

Outside, daylight was bleeding slowly toward dusk.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your feet.

A Happiness key: Maintain something to be enthusiastic about. Small/frequent goals = Dopamine hits that propel success.

Courage. I need courage. Because this is surely the stupidest idea in the history of guys liking girls.

Be the light.

As an athlete, I understood the value of my health insurance. I knew that in my profession, injuries were common and could happen at any time.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

Things are as bad as you fear they are. People are as bad as you think they are. The Universe does not care.

There's another part of getting older that's just wonderful. Which is you see the way the stories turn out with peoples' lives.

It's the last best trick of a losing Democrat, is to accuse the Republicans of racism.

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

I'm just fiercely protective. It's like, that's my lair and nobody messes with my lair.