But after being on the run I've learned a life spent creating enemies isn't worth leading. Having allies is the best advantage in the world.

JUST BECAUSE ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD (Mrs. Peters to Conner Bailey)

The cruelest thing you can do tosomeone is force them to hurt alone

Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.

Bring a sword to school. Trust me-those girls will leave you alone.

Press button woman was there for himFor whatever he was wanting.No demand was too bigPress button woman knew her gig.

Now that it's all over, what did you really do yesterday that's worth mentioning?

The pessimist is seldom an agitating individual. His creed breeds indifference to others, and he does not trouble himself to thrust his views upon the unconvinced.

Every time I conjure up a rock, I throw it.

I think bolstering free trade is a boon to the dollar.

Jesus was born again in the pit of hell. .. The church started when Jesus was born again in the gates of hell.

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

Who's not sat tense before his own heart's curtain.

Insanity is to behave like someone that you are not.

I've written songs for Shirley Bassey, Marianne Faithfull, and Linda Thompson. I sort of focus on these wonderful, aging divas. But maybe that's because I think I'm Christina Aguilera.