Breathe. It's only a bad day not a bad life.

Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives.

Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways

Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup!

Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often.

Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home.

Life is good, life is great. Always love and never hate. Break the rules, stand apart. Ignore your head and follow your heart.

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever.

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.

New York's perennial attraction was shopping.

The telephone was a sign of being rushed.

I write into an old book that smells of dust and whose pages are floppy with damp. Sometimes the ink splodges onto the paper, other times it will barely leave the nib of my pen.

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

Nevertheless, his moustachios are splendid.

Every liberal initiative, from welfare to antismoking measures, is justified by reference to 'the children.' Yet the clear result of liberal policies is to harm children even more than adults.

Sometimes the probabilities are very close to certainties, but they're never really certainties

Less is more when you do a bright, bold lip. Just draw on black liner and some mascara and you're good to go!

Your field of focus determines what you find in life.

Rock is gut level and it just gets to people. I think there's far too much emphasis on intellectualization, especially in rock 'n' roll which is a primitive form.