Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.

The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.

Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

The essays are very solipsistic and self-absorbed, I'm totally conscious of that. To me, book writing is fun, and I basically just write about things that are entertaining to myself.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.

People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.

The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music 'except country.' People who say that are boorish and pretentious at the same time.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.

Running IT with boldness doesn’t mean IT goes rogue, it means IT becomes more intelligent,

The egg is white though the hen is black as coal...Out of evil comes good, through the great goodness of God.

They really can't imagine what my voice is like. Every time I sing a song, they are very surprised.

Many are concerned about the monuments of the West and the East -- to know who built them. For my part, I should like to know who in those days did not build them -- who were above such trifling.

Exercise of the muscles keeps the body in health, and exercise of the brain brings peace of mind.

It's nice to be financially secure. Apart from that, I really don't care too much about money.

The first 18 holes are extremely difficult.

A man must either imitate the vicious or hate them.

Be kind to yourself this evening. Buy something for yourself. Treat yourself to a meal. Look in the mirror and give yourself a smile