Books are a little better movies than just screenplays because there's more fat on the bone. There's more character development. There's more stuff to pick from.

Never moon a werewolf.

I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...'

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

If we just keep sleeping together we'll just be one race and it won't be a problem.

I'm not a New Yorker. I grew up in Detroit. A lot of people think it's one big city but they're completely different.

You can't fake some of this chemistry, even when you get a guy and a girl and they've got to be together.

I don't cry in real life. I'm just pretty light and I don't get too heavy.

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

Education, like everything else, goes in fads, and has the normal human tendency to put up with something bad for just so long, and then rush to the other extreme.

For those who possess and can wield arms are in a position to decide whether the constitution is to continue or not

Oh, Conscience! Conscience! man's most faithful friend, Him canst thou comfort, ease, relieve, defend; But if he will thy friendly checks forego, Thou art, oh! woe for me, his deadliest foe!

You can be standing right in front of the truth and not necessarily see it, and people only get it when they're ready to get it.

And that the Scriptures, though not everywhere Free from corruption, or entire, or clear, Are uncorrupt, sufficient, clear, entire In all things which our needful faith require.

A contemporary artist can use the findings of all epochs and all styles, from the most primitive literary expressions up to the most refined products of the baroque.

I cannot show remorse because I do not believe I am guilty.

The sad thing is many people learn how to manage money after they've made a lot of financial mistakes, some that take decades to fix.

My freedom consists in my moving about within the narrow frame that I have assigned myself for each one of my undertakings.