Blocking and countering like they do in the films doesn't work, so don't bother trying.

Words without action are like wheels without traction. It is how you live that counts.

The person that angers you most, teaches you best

Stop trying to squeeze professional results out of recreational hours.

I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper.

Remember, if you don't have a goal you're not playing football, you're just kicking a ball around the park.

I train for the first shot – it’s all I need.

Reality is based on perception

Whatever inspires you fires you.

I think therefore I am. Does that mean 'I feel therefore I'm not'? But only through feeling can I get at thinking.

The word of God gives comfort.

Every second seems like an eternity if someone you love is in trouble.

In movies and in television the robots are always evil. I guess I am not into the whole brooding cyberpunk dystopia thing.

Life's experiences are intended to make you eventually face yourself. Face reality!

Good health is the most important thing. More than success. More than money. More than power.

How many people have a family grave in the backyard? I'm sure I'll end up there, or I'll shrink my head and put it in a glass box in the living room. I'll get more tourists to Graceland that way.

The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow.

L. A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they're fooling? It doesn't make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.

Of the big four, the PGA is the most fair and the least fun. Basically, it's just the US Open set up by nice, rather than nasty, fellows.