Of the big four, the PGA is the most fair and the least fun. Basically, it's just the US Open set up by nice, rather than nasty, fellows.

More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood.

All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything.

There is no substitute for excellence. Not even success.

Baseball is really two sports -- the summer game and the autumn game. One is the leisurely pastime of our national mythology. The other is not so gentle.

Decades after a person has stopped collecting bubble gum cards, he can still discover himself collecting ballparks... their smells, their special seasons, their moods.

Baseball means Spring's Here. Football means Winter's Coming.

Any person claiming to be a baseball fan who does not also claim to have invented the quickest, simplest and most complete method of keeping score probably is a fraud.

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.

Baseball is religion without the mischief.

Football is played best full of adrenaline and anger. Moderation seldom finds a place. Almost every act of baseball is a blending of effort and control; too much of either is fatal.

God desires to reveal the riches of His glory to the world through the abundance of people who have dedicated their lives to Him

Over the course of television's history, I think fans have done more to save shows and support them than ruin them.

It is impossible, in principle, to explain any pattern by invoking a single quantity.

Theater and film are essentially the same - just different kinds of storytelling.

I think when you really adore something and you've grown up with it you almost don't want to be part of it. I want to enjoy it as a fan and don't want to ruin the magic.

Fashion is not art. Never.

It has been well said that an effective leader must know the meaning and master the technique of the educator.

Writers are too self-centered to be lonely.

We all think we're different, but when it comes around, we end up needing the same things. Somebody to love us. Somebody to respect us.