Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'm fine with the life I have.

Fear and doubt are major stampeders.

I think people more often kill those they love than those they hate. Possible because only the people you love can really make life unendurable to you.

May God fight the battles of life for you.

Tell it fast before you get scared and silence yourself. You'll never wish you'd held back a little more.

What we take for virtue is often nothing but an assemblage of different actions, and of different interests, that fortune or our industry knows how to arrange.

It's the South that maintains the idea that they're different, which is interesting because nobody else really cares

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.

The peerless cup afloat Of the lake-lily is an urn some nymph Swims bearing high above her head.

This idea that failure is not an option: It makes failure invisible, inconceivable and inevitable.

I was young and felt like it was opportunity 'cause they were moving units back then on the underground scene.