Being willing to suffer often brings great rewards.

You've got to love this business. You have to be able to take rejection.

I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain.

Smile… Even when your life is at its worst, you never know when you’ll meet the one who takes your breath away!

I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never having kids and I'm going to be a fabulously rich old maid with cute butlers and dogs.'

Being someone I'm not for a period of time and loving every minute of being in someone else's skin.

I've been involved with sports my whole life, which made clothes and makeup and handbags not that important as a kid. I just didn't care.

If I got a dollar every time someone told me to name my future kid 'Batmo' I'd almost have enough to pay for therapy for a kid named Batmo.

There is so much pressure to look a certain way in this town. But it's nice to have a little meat on you, and I hope I inspire women to appreciate their muscular calves.

I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

Get out there, even if it's a hike or something, just break up the monotony of going to the gym.

The idiot willingness to choose sides is what feeds the abattoir of history.

I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse, for example.

Nine out of 10 war victims die from a gun.

What should move us to action is human dignity: the inalienable dignity of the oppressed, but also the dignity of each of us. We lose dignity if we tolerate the intolerable.

Underwear is such an emotional thing.

The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.

Always late: thus I make you the prisoner of my freedom.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

Creativeness is finding patterns where none exist.

I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me