Being able to depend on someone doesn't mean you're dependent on them.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

I'm bad when it comes to giving advice and best at expressing myself.

The moral sense in mortals is the dutyWe have to pay on mortal sense of beauty.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

Many things are good, many are important, but only a few are essential.

I have the body of a GOD

Praise when merited is not a boon: yet to a generous nature, is it pleasant to utter it.

Not much comes easy in this world, Sonny. If it does, it's best to be suspicious of it. It's probably not worth much.

Sometimes pianists try to sound like singers: me personally, I try to sound like a Bösendorfer.

If my competitor were drowning I'd stick a hose in his mouth and turn on the water.

Our ability to grow is directly proportional to an ability to entertain the uncomfortable.