Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.

Rugby may have many problems, but the gravest is undoubtedly that of the persistence of summer.

There are special, strange gifted people in the world and they have to be treated with understanding

Nothing prepares you for hiring a person whose only contribution to the workforce will be killing people!

The lesson is that, No. 1, this management has to be at the highest class possible. No. 2, they have to have a succession plan.

All I know is that I must soon die, but what I know least is this very death which I cannot escape.

Oh, that feels good! I don't know who invented ties and then insisted a man was only properly dressed when he wore one, but if I ever meet him, I'll strangle him with his own invention

Every moment of your life is either a test or a celebration.

But I'm saying we are loosing the people who are going to pay my social security. And that bothers me.

A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.

That which is called liberality is frequently nothing more than the vanity of giving.

[The Balkans] produce more history than they can consume.