Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

I don't know if bliss is possible and I've always thought that my best times will be later in life.

I realized that people don't quite understand what I do when I was the new kid on the block and a lot of Hollywood was offering me fairly cheesy projects.

I knew a man once who told me that I smiled at the wrong things." "Do you? "Only by the light of those who smile at nothing.

What chance gathers, she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together.

Don't look for the needle in the haystack. Just buy the haystack!

Writing music and lyrics that mean something personal to me. It's an exciting, intense, cathartic, this-is-who-I-am experience.

Don't stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.

To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.

We are not obligated to share.

Every company that has an economist working for him has one employee too many.