Be grateful for all ordeals, they are the shortest way to the Divine.

You take up the spiritual path only when you feel you cannot do otherwise.

Consider the Divine Life as the most important thing to obtain.

The true joy lies in the unpredictability of nature.

I am anti-social and have a dark personality. I have no redeeming qualties and nothing to offer, therefore I could never have what I wanted

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.

Love has reasons which reason cannot understand.

The Bible shows the way to go to heaven, not the way the heavens go.

I'm not as good as I want to be, But I'm twice as good as you think I am.

I, alone, could never have produced this book. I say this mainly in case there are lawsuits.

Pleasures are enhanced by a moderate indulgence.

If you are alive and healty, you must know that this is your greatest success and your greatest chance in life! Celebrate this success with all your heart, with all your gratitude!

Always keep bobby pins on hand. It's amazing what you can do with those in a time crunch.