Bad experiences in life make you really appreciate the wonderful ones we are fortunate to have. Let’s embrace this moment we’ve been given and cherish it for life.

Falling in love is one of most beautiful emotions one can feel. You haven’t lived your life, if you haven’t loved.

It’s a race between your foolishness and your allotted days. Good luck.

Man needs difficult times for reflection and personal growth.

Foolish names and foolish faces often appear in public places.

He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.

I wish I had more patience.

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone.

If you could ask that question more precisely, you probably wouldn't be interested in the answer anymore

Barack Obama was better as a campaigner than as a - as a president sometimes in this same position. It is easier when you have a foil.

Hit it! You have to hit it harder than that. Electrons are timid little things but notional; you have to let them know who’s boss.

My hair is so scary that if you saw it walking down the street, you'd cross to the other side. This humidity is not helping. It's just an excuse for my hair to let its frizz flag fly.