Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

You become better not by competing with someone else but by improving your awareness.

Even in the most uneventful of our lives, we are called upon to choose our battles...

The enemy plotted against you and awaited your downfall. Look at you surviving. And your enemies can not figure out how. What you have inside is greater than any negative force.

A novel is never anything but a philosophy put into images.

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take of care themselves.

Languages exist by arbitrary institutions and conventions among peoples; words, as the dialecticians tell us, do not signify naturally, but at our pleasure.

Just know that someone out there always has it worst, and you should try to realize that there really is a lot to look forward to

Before I met Jesus I wanted to be a professional pool player.

Coaching and teaching are two different things. The coaching never turned me on that much, but I always enjoyed the teaching, the practice sessions.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't as conscious as I am. It would be so much easier.