Autocorrect: making Twitter pedants delete and re-tweet since 2007.

I wasn't good at this dating business. If that's what we were doing. I wasn't very good at predating either. I'd say I wasn't good at postdating, but I hadn't yet had an opportunity to prove it.

On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it's frumpy mother.

Sure, the outcome was favourable, but what was the cost? Wasn't changing the way she felt about something not far from taking away her free will altogether?

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

Life is a series of moments and moments are always changing, just like thoughts, negative and positive.

Man is such an amazing animal, and the possibilities are infinite for each person.

I attended Art & Design High School, and at one point, you had to write about what you wanted to be when you grew up. I wrote that I wanted to be a writer for 'Mad' magazine.

I was a huge fantasy geek growing up. I was the dungeon master in my D&D game.

Artists are often poignantly careless about making and keeping friends.

To be different is not necessarily to be ugly; to have a different idea is not necessarily to be wrong. The worst possible thing is for all of us to begin to look and talk and act and think alike.

You know nothing till you know all; which is the reason we never know any thing.

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.