Assumption Theory: The only safe assumption in life is that the person who assures you that everything is all right is all wrong.

If you want to become good at something, do it as often as possible. If you want to become an expert at it, do it every day.

The cost of procrastination is generally far greater than the cost of making mistakes.

You can never be free until you develop the mental strength to stop fretting over things you cannot control.

Everything changes for the better when you take ownership of your own problems.

It’s not stress that kills people, but how they react to it.

Success is a matter of understanding and religiously practicing specific, simple habits that always lead to success.

People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true.

Reality isn't the way you wish things to be nor the way they appear to be but the way they actually are.

The greed and envy of the nonproducer is insatiable, so that eventually nothing short of 100% taxation will appease him.

The desire to impress others is one of the worst forms of mental imprisonment.

During a long and varied career as a bachelor, dear spouse [mock platform manner], I have noticed that marriage is usually the death of politeness between a man and a woman.

We wonder, what if we got rid of cash? After all, cash is what keeps terrorists, drug dealers and gun dealers in business.

I can hide, and my husband's just terrible at finding me. I do like to jump out from behind doors and scare him.

Confused, I asked, "The coven's what?" "Plumber," Ivy said, looking pale as she leaned on Glenn. "You know. Stops leaks?" Oh goodie. I'm a leak.

There is no person, no theorist so reckless as he who says that the facts speak for themselves.

You continue to build and work on new things, and continue to beat offensive linemen, week in and week out.

Newton found that a star, examined through a glass tarnished by smoke, was diminished into a speck of light. But no smoke ever breathed so thick a mist as envy or detraction.

Love is not about grand intentions. It is about small attentions.

I can't wait to be a mom and a wife, and explore that phase of life. And also see how it affects and influences my song writing and creativity.

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal.