As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

My Greatest Failures has been My Greatest Success~

Infatuation -You easily back off. Love -You silently care, no matter what..!!

Faith is a kind of betting or speculation.

Nature never said to me: Do not be poor still less did she say: Be rich her cry to me was always: Be independent.

I don't smoke, don't drink much, and go to the gym five times a week. I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great. I can run a marathon, you know.

When I got married, I hired a great choir - the St. James Choir, an all-black gospel choir - to sing at my wedding.

Right now I am doing my residency in orthopedic research.

There is nothing original; all is reflected light.

Hollywood executives believe that money is both the be-all and end-all to the moviemaking process.

Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty.