As far as he was concerned, there were only two good positions for a human. A female on her back. And a male facedown not breathing.

Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.

You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!

They massacred the servants before killing my parents. I saw it all through a knothole in the wood. As I said, my eyes were better back then.

And I'll wash your other clothes. Shall I also order you a new set of leathers?""Don't-" Wrath shut his mouth. "Sure. That'd be great. And, ah, could you get me some boxers? Black? XXL?

Vengeance was one hell of a roommate.

The place is also big enough. We could all live there without killing each other." -Rhage"That depends more on your mouth than any floorplan." -Phury

Some bridges you crossed on your own, no matter who drove you to the edge.

Take time to appreciate employees and they will reciprocate in a thousand ways.

Most men I do not meet at all, for they seem not to have time; they are busy about their beans.

We should all do something to right the wrongs that we see and not just complain about them.

I love London. I'm a London fanatic. That's my city. I love being from there, you don't appreciate it until you go out.

I do not know which makes a man more conservative - to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.

When I'm on the road with concerts, people ask me to autograph my CDs, but more and more they come up with the cookbooks.

Democrats can have a different version of the line, or they can just say, no, we are the party of international peace and activism, and we're the party that's going to have a civilized capitalism.

Do what you think is right and apologize later.

'Curiosity never killed this cat’ — that’s what I’d like as my epitaph.

I didn't want readers to have to make allowances for what they couldn't see, but to be able to say to themselves that the fabric of the magic detailed was perfectly believable.