As a rule, panics do not destroy capital; they merely reveal the extent to which it has been destroyed by its betrayal into hopelessly unproductive works.

I've never considered myself to be working for a living; I've enjoyed myself for a living instead.

Is neither a cure for AIDS nor a way of preventing infection with HIV.

A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inactions, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury

I wanted to reject it all because I was sick of being perfect. I was so bored with normality and dreams of poster boys and tabloid covers.

America gets the politicians they deserve. That's it. And you keep struggling.

You can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard.

I'm a jacket man. And if I'm without one, I am kind of seriously disabled. I don't know how to operate in shirt sleeves.

My lady had the body of a siren, the face of a goddess, and the mind of an Armenian camel dealer.

If they could cut off my head and put it onto another body that was, like, 20 years old, I would do that.

Yeah, it's fun to be somebody you're not, to bring a character to life.

The original suit was designed by a guy named Mr. Jay from Hollywood. But nowadays I'm having the suit duplicated. At this point I have about three good suits and about three really raggedy ones.

The hand in the eye is the ultimate tool.

I'm concerned with China growing at double or triple the rate of the West, that there will be tensions. One needs to do something to start addressing misunderstandings and frustration.