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Al Lewis Quotes: "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.



Al Lewis Quotes: "I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence."

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.




Al Lewis Quotes: "It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.



Al Lewis Quotes: "There's no such thing as being too Southern."

There's no such thing as being too Southern.




Al Lewis Quotes: "The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity."

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing."

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.



Al Lewis Quotes: "It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month."

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.




Al Lewis Quotes: "You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'



Al Lewis Quotes: "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.



Al Lewis Quotes: "The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards."

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.



Al Lewis Quotes: "I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married."

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.




Al Lewis Quotes: "You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending."

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.



Al Lewis Quotes: "God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done."

God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.



Al Lewis Quotes: "I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower."

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard."

Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.



Al Lewis Quotes: "If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi"

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi



Al Lewis Quotes: "I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out."

I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.



Al Lewis Quotes: "If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground."

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?""

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"



Al Lewis Quotes: "I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them."

I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Life with God is not immunity from difficulties, but peace in difficulties."

Life with God is not immunity from difficulties, but peace in difficulties.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Don't shine so that others can see you. Shine so that through you, others can see HIM."

Don't shine so that others can see you. Shine so that through you, others can see HIM.



Al Lewis Quotes: "If you see something that is not right, not fair, not just, you have a moral obligation to do something about it."

If you see something that is not right, not fair, not just, you have a moral obligation to do something about it.



Al Lewis Quotes: "I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Believe in God like you believe in the sunrise. Not because you can see it, but because you can see all it touches."

Believe in God like you believe in the sunrise. Not because you can see it, but because you can see all it touches.



Al Lewis Quotes: "The fact that our heart yearns for something Earth can't supply is proof that Heaven must be our home."

The fact that our heart yearns for something Earth can't supply is proof that Heaven must be our home.



Al Lewis Quotes: "If you live for the next world, you get this one in the deal; but if you live only for this world, you lose them both."

If you live for the next world, you get this one in the deal; but if you live only for this world, you lose them both.



Al Lewis Quotes: "You cannot be afraid to speak up and speak out for what you believe. You have to have courage, raw courage."

You cannot be afraid to speak up and speak out for what you believe. You have to have courage, raw courage.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different."

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward."

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.



Al Lewis Quotes: "We create our future, by well improving present opportunities: however few and small they are."

We create our future, by well improving present opportunities: however few and small they are.



Al Lewis Quotes: "The greatest evils in the world will not be carried out by men with guns, but by men in suits sitting behind desks"

The greatest evils in the world will not be carried out by men with guns, but by men in suits sitting behind desks



Al Lewis Quotes: "You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body."

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.



Al Lewis Quotes: "The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us."

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.



Al Lewis Quotes: "When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind."

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind.



Al Lewis Quotes: "To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you."

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.



Al Lewis Quotes: "We may not have chosen the time, but the time has chosen us."

We may not have chosen the time, but the time has chosen us.



Al Lewis Quotes: "The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo."

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching."

Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching.



Al Lewis Quotes: "I pray because I can't help myself. I pray because I'm helpless. It doesn't change God - it changes me."

I pray because I can't help myself. I pray because I'm helpless. It doesn't change God - it changes me.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Atheists express their rage against God although in their view He does not exist."

Atheists express their rage against God although in their view He does not exist.



Al Lewis Quotes: "When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?"

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?



Al Lewis Quotes: "When people tell me nothing has changed, I say come walk in my shoes and I will show you change."

When people tell me nothing has changed, I say come walk in my shoes and I will show you change.



Al Lewis Quotes: "When fascism comes to the United States it will be wrapped in the American flag and will claim the name of 100-percent Americanism"

When fascism comes to the United States it will be wrapped in the American flag and will claim the name of 100-percent Americanism



Al Lewis Quotes: "God doesn't want something from us. He simply wants us."

God doesn't want something from us. He simply wants us.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose."

Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.



Al Lewis Quotes: "There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago."

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.



Al Lewis Quotes: "Habit is a powerful means of advancement, and the habit of eternal vigilance and diligence, rarely fails to bring a substantial reward."

Habit is a powerful means of advancement, and the habit of eternal vigilance and diligence, rarely fails to bring a substantial reward.