As a general thing, I have not 'duped the world' nor attempted to do so... I have generally given people the worth of their money twice told.

The noblest art is that of making others happy

Fortune always favors the brave, and never helps a man who does not help himself.

How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?

No man ever went broke overestimating the ignorance of the American public.

The common man, no matter how sharp and tough, actually enjoys having the wool pulled over his eyes, and makes it easier for the puller.

You can fool most of the people most of the time.

To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter.

Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.

Money is in some respects like fire; it is a very excellent servant but a terrible master.

When a man is in the right path, he must persevere.

I am not interested in whether you've stood with the great

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.

I am curious. I like to know the beauty of truth.

Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech or of the press.

The Web itself doesn't as much change the way we do things as it changes the ease with which we do things. And that changes the way we do everything.

Sylvie's knowledge, like Izzie's, was random yet far-ranging, 'The sign that one has acquired one's learning from reading novels rather than an education.

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.

I am so impressed with people who can really make a big movie, a good movie. The amount of work that goes into it is incredible.

So, my friends, in a week or so the Governor-General will swear in a new government.