As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

A person who faces unique miseries learns much. All time transports him rich insights.

Of all America’s natural resources, its richest is an inexhaustible vein of irony.

i'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse expelled

One truth discovered one pang of regret at not being able to express it is better than all the fluency and flippancy in the world.

Leadership is hard to define and good leadership even harder. But if you can get people to follow you to the ends of the earth, you are a great leader.

I am one of the most idiosyncratic people around.

Nothing is too beautiful, nothing is too expensive.

Where I grew up in the North-east, the community there, and the way people relate to one another, goes very deep. But I don't define myself as a Northerner in that I don't live in the North.

When you break an agreement in a relationship, you must offer an amendment first, or it is meaningless.

As long as your ideology identifies the main source of the world's ills as a definable group, it opens the world up to genocide.