Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

Simplicity is the ultimate beauty of life.

Your relationship or lack of relationship with God through Jesus Christ continues after your last breath on this earth.

I want to affect people like a clap of thunder, to inflame their minds with the breadth of my vision, the strength of my conviction and the power of my expression.

Ah, how unjust to Nature and himself Is thoughtless, thankless, inconsistent man!

I have a lot of theories about the beneficial effects of fiction, but I'm always trying to get away from them a little bit.

listen to the silence inside the illusion of the world, and you will remember the lesson you forgot

Superstition is a quality that seems indigenous to the ocean.

People want to give advice but can't take it themselves.

It is unpleasing to represent our affairs to our own disadvantage; yet it is necessary to shew the evils which we desire to be removed.

In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly.