As a World-trekker, go-getter Retirement won't have you stopping You'll be seen where the bananas and mangos come from At the supermarket....doing the shopping

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

You can’t spell American without “I can.

Perhaps this was one of the tragedies life plots for us: it is our destiny to become in old age what in youth we would have most despised.

The greatest enemy of any person is his own ego.

I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.

Science has been seriously retarded by the study of what is not worth knowing and of what is not knowable.

There's a certain lack of gimmickry to what I do that makes people in England go: 'Where's the thing?

People who say "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" never felt a broken heart.

The team that is the most focused and executes the best is the team that wins. That's usually the team that can handle the pressure of the situation.

You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things.

I met Mos Def around that time but I didn't hook up with him until I was about 17 or 18.