As I've always said: The future lies ahead.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.

It was all bad, very bad. And the worst of it was not that they had ceased waiting, but that they had ceased to have faith.

The goal of all learning is to repair the ruin of our first parents.

I think, for me, when I direct my own work it's just an extension of the authorship.

Do not resist events that move you out of your comfort zone, especially when your comfort zone was not all that comfortable.

I've seen too many celebrities fall from their morals, and I wanna come up under that and be THAT girl that doesn't need a scandal to make herself look better.

Peace renders nations happier and men weaker.

Resentment always hurts you more than the person you resent.

I can't say L'Etranger influenced me to write, but for the first time I considered the possibility of telling a story that resembled my own experiences in my own voice.

Make no conditions and none will be imposed.