Anything that is measured and watched, improves.

Never stop investing. Never stop improving. Never stop doing something new.

No matter how difficult your situation is, you can get through it if you don't look too far into the future, and focus on the present moment. You can get through anything one day at a time.

You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.

When you're ready to quit, you are closer than you think

You need to know exactly where you stand in a business at all times. Measure everything, because everything that is measured and watched improves.

I believe that not much happens of any significance when we're in our comfort zone.

I learned at that young age that sometimes a really big chance pays off.

But I'm concerned about security.” My response to that is simple: “Security is for cadavers.

Parents will purchase the dot-com name for their baby. We have been aware of some instances where somebody didn't name their child a particular name because the dot-com wasn't available.

There’s an old Chinese saying that I just love, and I believe it is so true. It goes like this: ‘The temptation to quit will be greatest just before you are about to succeed.’

Forgiveness is beautiful and it feels good when someone gives that gift to you. But it’s one thing for someone you wronged to forgive you. It was another to forgive yourself.

You have traveled far, but the hardest part of a journey is always the next step.

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

Thou art moist and soft clay; thou must instantly be shaped by the glowing wheel. [Lat., Udum et molle lutum es: nunc, nunc properandus et acri Fingendus sine fine rota.]

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

A great song can make a terrible singer sound good, but a good singer - you put a great song on top of that, you're really in great shape!

Democracy means that if the doorbell rings in the early hours, it is likely to be the milkman.