Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

If you live with values for yourself, then you become of great value to all who know you.

God is changing the guard indeed in the body of Christ worldwide. This I cannot be quiet about!

When we lack integrity, we use power to control. When we lead with integrity, we use power to bless.

I never met a soul in this world as normal as me.

I'm not religious, and I feel that has to do with me being uprooted so many times in my life that I've explored many religions and sentiments from many different families basically across the globe.

He who is not sure of his memory, should not undertake the trade of lying.

My dad told us up front, 'Guys, if you want to play sports, go ahead, but it's your decision.

If you choose to concentrate on the dark side, this is what you will see.

I've earned this microphone. No one gave this to me. I've earned this microphone. I use it each day to enter the arena of ideas, and do whatever I can to persuade you to agree with me.

The best religion the world has ever known is the religion of the Bible. It builds up all that is good.