Any time some politician tells you it's not about the money, it's about the money.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.""Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that.

The earthquake of discomfort you feel moving inside of you when someone insults you is your own insecurity.

All punk rockers hate Christmas.

This morning I was standing in the shower and thought how I was sick of losing and how it was about time I had a big game.

Infatuation is not quite the same thing as love; it's more like love's shady second cousin who's always borrowing money and can't hold down a job.

I don't know how one should live - but I know that one should live.

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.

Unfortunately, since the Sept. 11 tragedy, our business is not doing too well.

My earliest memories are sitting on the beach at Blackpool, and I know that if I went back, it would be horrible. I know what Blackpool's like - it's nothing like I imagined it was as a child.

Suggestion is a literary strategy.