Anger is the fluid love bleeds when cut.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Sometimes a self-love soak can right the world and recharge the heart. Draw a bath and step into bliss.

Writing is the dancing of the mind on a stage called paper.

The root of joy is gratefulness...It is not joy that makes us grateful

Our beliefs about what we are and what we can be precisely determine what we can be

I was 7 years old when the '80s began and 17 years old when they ended, so it was an incredibly formative decade for me.

Men do not fail commonly for want of knowledge, but for want of prudence to give wisdom the preference.

And anyway, I suspect he secretly liked it when a woman was cold and distant

Well, the Lord is going to get another one.

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk.

Imagination is merely the exploitation of our memory.