And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Our attitude to these criticisms must be determined by our whole moral and emotional reaction to the future of international relations and the Peace of the World.

I just realized, there is too much of me in me.

Expectation and fact are two different things that people usually cannot differentiate.

At home, when the heating pipes made noises, I imagined a tiny person was in there skipping with a rope. The fantasy world of tiny things became my escape.

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.

Give me something to dance about and I'll dance it.

I don't ever want to get too comfortable in my career or life. My nature is such that I'm always looking for new challenges.

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile.

Paranoiac-critical activity makes the world of delirium pass onto the plane of reality.

Avoid shame, but do not seek glory; nothing so expensive as glory.