An illusion is when everyone is in on the joke, a delusion is when you are the joke.

This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.

Life is the hyphen between matter and spirit.

So we'll just let things take their course, and never be sorry.

Kids as young as twelve CAN run 90 minutes, and they can train hard to run fast, BUT they lose something in training hard at that early age.

Sometimes I think I’m the last remaining person who goes to the shows for the pleasure of seeing the clothes, rather than desperately wanting to be there for the social side

I believe in civil liberties for homosexuals. I guess I'd have to say I'd draw the line at letting them teach in the schools.

I only pick one thing; North, South, East or West. I just get on the road and go. That's the point. The only governor I give myself is what's the time limit.

Don't ask whether it is going to be easy. Ask whether it is worth it.

Our flag represents every American and it should not be hidden away as a result of property agreements.

A prophet weeps while others are laughing.