An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think all the walks I want to take all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.

Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem.

Late on the third day, at the very moment when, at sunset, ..., there flashed upon my mind, unforeseen and unsought, the phrase “Ehrfurcht vor dem Leben” (“reverence for life”).

I come from a small town and I come from a background where we didn't have money to travel. I thought I'd have to join the military to get to Europe. So I'm thrilled to travel.

A man is culpable in the eyes of society when he escapes from the jurisdiction of its mediocrity.

Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history in urine.

We collaborate together. We work with other people. We work by ourselves.

...and there was nothing to do except to wait and to hurt.

I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa.