All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Christianity today is so subnormal that if any Christian began to act like a normal New Testament Christian, he would be considered abnormal

No, I am not all right, I want to say. Have you been to my house? Have you seen how empty it is?

While science can be many things, above all it is a way for our mistake-making, illusion-prone, storytelling brains to compare different methods for describing nature.

If you take the money away, a lot of the footballers would still be playing football. So, the money has nothing to do with it.

Engineering is the closest thing to magic that exists in the world.

The British press isn't as vicious as it used to be, and these days it's sort of cool to care again. Everyone loves an everyman anthem.

I would love to work with Kristin Wiig one day. I find her hilarious, and I totally idolize her.

The important thing was that we were being polite and not saying all the things that were making us unhappy, which was the only way we knew how to love each other.

In traditional societies, nature was seen as one’s wife, but the modern West turned it into a prostitute.

I have never had too much trouble for creative ideas to spring up in my mind.