An expert is the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Enough research will tend to support your conclusions.

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Every clarification breeds new questions.

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to tell the carrots from the onions.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Don't force it... get a bigger hammer.

Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cause of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.

First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.

A short story must have a single mood and every sentence must build towards it.

The work that we are doing for God should be of a higher priority than what we do for man

The upright are richer in deeds than the wealthy are in gold.

A woman is fascinated not by art but by the noise made by those in the field.

Oh confound that gray-and-scarlet suit!" Sophie said. "I refuse to believe that I was the one that got caught with it!

Pol Pot will surrender, be captured or commit suicide.

One cannot have too large a party. A large party secures its own amusement.

When you acknowledge God, He will go before you and make the crooked places straight.

People have this idea of me being some kind of monster, and that's the complete opposite of who I am.

Today is just another normal day full of miracles, gifts, and opportunities.