An apology is the superglue of life! It can repair just about anything!!

An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.

No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.

The most profound statements are often said in silence.

In a way, a certain amount of self-criticism is a good thing, because it keeps you humble. Realizing that no matter what success you've achieved, you can still make enemies makes you humble, too.

You don't have to die in order to make a living!

Only a couple of times have I ever been to church and felt enlightened by it.

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... Without the satisfaction.

You think about child abuse and you think of a father viciously attacking a daughter or a son, but in my family it was my mother. My mother, I would say, was a... very brutal disciplinarian.

And my father was a comic. He could play any musical instrument. He loved to perform. He was a wonderfully comedic character. He had the ability to dance and sing and charm and analyze poetry.

If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate the information between the lines of insulting sentences.

Only life suffered can transform a symphony from a collection of notes into a message of humanity.

Japan is doing a big number on the yen, devaluing it.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

I answer a fan with a hearing heart first.

Nearly everyone I knew talked to me about God. They always warned me not to offend Him.

By running from what we fear, we feed the inner darkness

In order to expose a system though, you need whistleblowers.

If you want India to lower tariffs and facilitate more free trade, then I think Indian producers also have a right to enter the European market.