America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arrogant.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

That's what fiction writers do: create characters and do terrible things to them for the entertainment of others. If they feel guilty enough, they write happy endings.

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.

Freedom should always be discussed within the context of responsibility.

I try to take people one at a time, with all the contradictions and compromises that most of us live with.

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monitoring the passing parade is a day well-spent.

At college my three main interests were - in descending order of importance - a steady supply of recreational drugs, a 2-S draft deferment, and overthrowing the Nixon administration.

Writing is not just my Hobby . Pen is mouthpiece of my feelings, I have no another one But paper is my best friend. and My Best Friend always Listen so patiently whatever, whenever i speak

YOU ARE WHAT YOU TWEET!

Snap your fingerstop the world - rain falls harder

True obedience is the refusal to compromise in any regard our relationship with God, regardless of the consequences.

I hate the opera. I think I must have a tin ear. No matter how hard I concentrate it still sounds like a bunch of Italian chefs screaming risotto recipes at each other.

Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it.

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ.

I can lick my elbow. I know that's supposed to be impossible, but I can do it!

There is no distance on this earth as far away as yesterday.

Energy creates energy. It is by spending myself that I become rich.