Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.

I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.

A human being is a single being. Unique and unrepeatable.

Dogs are a gift to mankind. They are happy and joyful and loyal by nature. They are pure, positive energy and teach by example. That is all that's required of them.

As an adolescent, Spider-Man was what got me through tough times in terms of being a skinny kid.

I have always felt that if a man gives you a solid gold key to his door he is entitled to the courtesy of a visit.

Rose to Rachel: You cry you get angry then you do something about it.

What is learned out of hard work and trial is inevitably more powerful than what is learned easily.

I have sensitive skin, so I don't use regular razors. The Yankees make us stay cleanly shaven!

Fight against something and you focus on the thing you hate. Fight for something and you focus on the thing you love.

People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.