Although from you I far must roam, do not be broken hearted. We two, who in the souls are one, are never truly parted.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

I wonder what Piglet is doing, " thought Pooh. "I wish I were there to be doing it, too.

We’re concerned that people are trading security for convenience…People are doing things on free Wi-Fi that are really alarming

I like to go to work, and also, I don't have any kids. I don't have any hobbies. I don't like to travel. So going to work is kind of it.

The myth-making about Appomattox started from the moment Lee left the courthouse on his horse to travel to Richmond.

The reason that I'm considered to be prolific is just because I'm a good listener. It literally is me taking dictation when I write. I'm listening and typing as fast as I'm hearing the words.

Let us be true: this is the highest maxim of art and of life, the secret of eloquence and of virtue, and of all moral authority.

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate.

How many people in the pews know that [ Jonathan Edwards] is both a founder of evangelicalism and, say, an idealist who denied that the material world exists?

You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!

It is the just doom of laziness and gluttony to be inactive without ease and drowsy without tranquility.